We all would have experienced that time in life, where everything goes wrong. Yes, yes..I'm included in that 'all' . One day..grr...every day(!) I wake up late in the morning. And in one such days I was damn sleepy and yeah an important test I have in the school. Of course, I didn't prepare well. My mom used to say at times that sometimes I never wake up how much ever she shakes me, wakes me..anything. Okay, let's use this thing, my stupid sleepy mind said, my heart didn't fail to beat but failed to stop me doing this! I acted as if I'm sleeping. And yeah after planning this plan I was not sleepy though (leave out my brain and heart). Next mom, splashed water. No ways, shivaani don't smile, see your mom is scolding..SCOLDING! I controlled. Mom tried many things. Love you dad! He said it's okay, let her sleep. Why ma! why! Mom stood to ground! Alas, I have to wake up! Enna kodumai saravanan! Next my school bus! I never miss this..Uhh-hmm..sometimes! With some rush I managed to not miss it on this day! Man, my plan to bunk the school also failed, I didn't even learn, will you please stop bullying your horn? Heavy traffic! Okay, now I have 30 more minutes to learn! Yes, you can do it Shivaani you can! I opened my bag! WTH! I forgot to keep that particular book in the bag after learning (actually something). God, this is horrible! I come third to the class in the morning. But on this day should I come first? No. But i came :( Let someone else come. Yes, that someone came! 20 more minutes to go! Yes, you can do it! With full concentration I studied one page. OMG! 2 more pages?! Already 8.25! My near-sitting(that's how I call her) girl said that she saw 'Launter' in the newspaper that day. Woah! What is the matter? He got a new gf(actually I'm sad you see)! 'Tringgg....school stand at ease..Attention' Now prayer! I'm sincere to god! Yeah have to wait. Now 'Assembly disperse' YAY! Now attendance! Grr..'8 present miss.' Uff...! Learnt a paragraph in one period (lot of book-under-desk-work u see). Next period, Maths! Under-desk-work not possible! God, 3rd period test! Did I Learn in the interval? No, why did my stupid mind went to see that stupid(sorry baby) Launter! Then I realized my test! Yes, c'mon you can do it! 'No shivaani, see from morning how your day is, from mom to launter everything turned in reverse' What a life! Why to me? Why? Why? (Don't worry, no Tamil movie) Then god! I could have studied with this time! I didn't! You shivaani, Idiot! I'm going to get beatings. yes yes! Then also I opened my book. Managed to complete learning. One very good friend of mine said 'what can you learn in 5 minutes?' IDIOT, you shut up! I should have said this! But no. I'm not rude :P We both started talking (ahem ahem). God is great! I love my life! 'Miss is absent....I saw in the staff room' God! I expected these words? No! But It's great.
Moral: If you learn for the test, the teacher will be absent